Friends and readers.
Strong rumours coming from the City Chambers which our inside reliable source has confirmed, is our favourite Labour Community propoganda information sheet the NEN is in the shit again. The 10,000 quid which has already been allocated for the wonderfully named Digital Communication has been spent on a printed version which was not part of the agreement.
Our reliable source tells us that it may be as much as 7,500 quid has been spent on the printed version leaving 2,500 quid to be spent on, oh yes that’s right salaries, don’t think that was part of the deal and who gets a wage, why our old mate and former Labour Councillor Dave laugh a minute Pickering, and may we add a job that was not advertised, surely that can’t be right, but in the comrades world anything goes when it comes to public dosh and self interest.
How many punters have the NEN got involved in their so called digital communication, and we understand from a reliable source that this very question was asked at the latest Labour dominated Forth Neighbourhood Partnership, managed by the comrades chum Pete[formerly the perm]Strong. It appears our mate Pete didn’t have a sensible answer, but then he never has provided one, and it was left to latest NEN board member and a punter who would attend the opening of an envelope Willie Community Socialist Black.
There is a very bad smell about all of this which the Evening News picked up on in their edition of 24th November 2014, after reading the very informative Pilton Sucks. And it appears dear friends that another of our good mates, avid sucks reader and Community conspiracy theorist Thomas Brown or tubby to his mates has had his access to editing the NEN web site restricted, so much for loyalty Tommy eh, maybe our mate Tommy should join the growing sucks family and if he’s nice to us we might let him write a piece on the best blog site on the Net even if we say so ourselves, and we get no public dosh and have no political affiliation.
We hear that yet another investigation into the NEN has been asked for. We advise that our mate and chair of economic development Frank fingers Ross be kept as far away from any investigation as possible. If he isn’t nothing will get done as his anal retentive officials will send him off on a junket somewhere of bog him down with some irrelevent bull shit