Friends and readers.
Difficult to gauge at which stage of this mind numbing General Election campaign do you the mug punter voter decide enough is enough and that strong and stable leadership is just another phrase for I wear brighter clothes than the other guy. Put under the stage lights and pin sticking interviewing by Jeremy poker eyes Paxman half shut May power dressing et all faltered badly when quized by poker eyes on her plan to screw the pensioner, sick and infirm. Flustered by her own inability to tell the truth on this possible election decider she decided the best form of defence on this occasion was back tracking attack. No cap then yes a cap but no figure given, but it will be means tested, but there will be a green consultation paper, which she will bin should the Tories get a big majority.
Her team of advisers and spin doctors didn’t advise her very well on what was sure to be a subject that poker eyes Paxman would take her to task on and in his own depth charge way did, and doing so exposed what a Tory Government will do to our welfare state in general. The Tories should the voters be stupid enough to return them, and dear friends never ever under estimate the stupidity of the average punter, will make the welfare state a thing of the past while using the money saved to pay the whopping Brexit bill coming our way.
Half shut May shifted uncomfortably on her seat slithering like a snake on heat as poker eyes smelt blood and went in for the kill. Sensing that half shut May might crack under the ever hotter stage lights he asked her how much will be the Brexit bill be. She ran round in circles because clearly she doesn’t know and what she does know might frighten the voter so it was down to the tried and tested, it’s all down to the negotiations bit. Trying hard to look strong and stable in her seat the camera angel went for the wide view and showed Poker eyes Paxman sitting bolt upright while half shut May was propping herself up on the chair using her elbow flagging under both the stage light heat and the piercing questions of poker eyes.
Now any body language expert worth their salt will tell you that half shut May was using the chair as a crutch and defence against the onslaught of poker eyes who clearly seen that as a wry smile crept across his face like a rising sun on a clear morning. The audience was the usual mixture of a few members of the public and lots of party hacks, as was displayed with the seal like hand clapping routine so often displayed at these stage managed events. Even more amusing was the polite hand clapping at the end of the interview as the camera spanned the audience catching a gentleman of the Tory persuasion standing to applaud when half shut May was finished. He quickly looked around and when saw no one else was getting up to applaud quickly sat back down, the old fashioned place man, positioned near the front for greater effect and clapping every time half shut May uttered her words of, we are the good guys just misunderstood.
Did the Prime Minister look strong and stable in the imitation leather seat and getting hotter by the minute stage lights, no she didn’t but kept her posture as she was advised to do slightly forward to look purposeful and precise. Was she, well that’s up to the mug punter voter, she failed to quell the rising tide of resentment over her welfare plans and she looked flustered at times. Was she purposeful, well she adopted the sitting position as she would have been told to, she would have gone through what poker eyes Paxman was likely to say to her, and would have been advised to power dress to give the impression of that strong and stable shit she has punted throughout the campaign. She cringed at times and looked very uncomfortable which was highlighted by the camera close up’s.
Does this event have any bearing on the result, minor at best but as the polls draw closer then minor is all that’s needed, but what it did show was if this nation returns half shut May with a big majority, then look out unless you are one of the off shore tax dodging fuckers who have robbed from this Country and robbed from those who need state help most. Have these Tory fuckers blocked the tax dodging loop holes, why of course not, it’s their pals and funders. Billions of pounds that should have come to the exchequer lie gathering dust in far flung off shore tax havens. Will the Tories if returned claim that money back, not a chance they will make you and me and everyone else that can breath pay up. Don’t vote for these bastards they will kill you slowly but they will kill you.