Category Archives: Cammy Day

Atlantis Or Is It

Friends and readers

Egypt has the wonder of the Pyramids, China has the great wall, and the wooly jerseyed cord wearers have the Guardian, but dear friends they don’t have what we in North Edinburgh have so we are unique in having a dog fouling Czar, where’s Cammy when you need him.

No dog owner should think they feel safe as Cammy’s army are on your case hiding behind the lampost that your dog may have just piddled on. Cammy wears his badge of office with pride and is determined to rid us of the scourge of dog shit and the enemy of grooved shoe wearers everywhere. Warning signs are everywhere about the dangers of not looking were you are going, as the phantom dog shitters of North Edinburgh are coming your way and could be right behind or in front of you.

Cammy has declared open warfare on dog shit and we know our very own Czar will not let up in his determination to make the streets of North Edinburgh clean enough to throw up that dodgy Chinese meal bought in West Granton Road in what has to be said is not the cleanest carry out that there has ever been.

Cammy is determined to put a stop to our four legged friends fertilizing the weeds growing through the cracks in the pavements, and is clearly passionate about dog shit and regards it as a pile of crap, well said Cammy. So dear friends it might soon be time to dig out those grooved soled shoes safe in the thought that Cammy is on the case day and night cleansing our streets. We may not have world famous Monuments to attract the fickle tourist, so we suggest a smallish statue as you enter the peoples republic of North Edinburgh of Czar Cammy dog shit in out stretched welcoming hand


Friends and readers.

Let us sit down and stop whatever you are doing be it fiddling the leckie meter,  sweating on your lucky numbers coming up or the dreaded baby sitting. The burning question that must keep you awake at night alongside the screaming children is, who really pulls the strings in North Edinburgh and uses democracy as the strings with which to make us all dance.

Alongside the dog poo, where’s  Cammy when you need him? and the crumbling inept Telford College which is failing our local students with their couldn’t care less attitude regarding students who are struggling with their courses. We were told of a student who was finding it hard to complete his course, what was Telfords input to this, why nothing dear friends other than to let him leave without as so much as a helping hand, and that’s not the only complaint we have received about this excuse for a college, rightly we called Telford College the College of futile education and they are living up to it.

This Community has been made to believe they are the tail end of the pantomime horse, while the favoured few used it as a  stepping stone to enhance themselves.  For a short time we had the smell of change with the Neighbourhood Partnership and local imput where previously the Comrades had screwed it for themselves, and they are at it again. For years nothing except what the comrades wanted got done the rest could go stuff themselves, and now it’s back in all it’s glory led by the puppet master Pete Smiler Strong and no wonder he is smiling. No longer has he to account for his actions other than to his paymasters and their cronies, who are now benefitting from the most ludicrous payouts justified by made up rubbish clothed in the smoke and mirrors of accountability and kid on democracy.

Pilton Sucks won’t let them get away with it and will tell you all what these charlatans are up to in your name. For once the door is bolted, exclusion will quickly follow, and no opposition of course. Don’t ask the NEN for support they are to busy rubbing their hands together this time with engagement money, have you ever heard of such utter rubbish. This Labour propaganda rag should be put finally to sleep and if they wan’t to go to war with Pilton Sucks come ahead, only difference is we will win at no cost to the taxpayer. Where’s the new homes promised, not a sign, where’s the new Health Center promised, not a sign but money to take some stupid bloody doors off the that excuse for a shopping center in Muirhouse and who benefits? no not the locals dear friends but a private company, we asked their representative Bob Calder for a comment but he’s to busy hiding. Now these chancers are using the shity state of the economy to sit with their thumbs up their butts, what a great excuse for doing sweet FA.

If this slide into obscurity is allowed to continue then a return to the bad old days of if it’s not red then it’s dead will return and it’s all to clear the shoots of obscurity are beginning to sprout from the crevices and cracks that are appearing at a quickening rate. Democratic accountability is all but gone and money wasted on the loaves and fishes mentality, none worse than Total Craigroyston which we will speak out on soon, never has so much money been spent on so little for so few.

Yes Pilton Sucks will speak out we will not be threatened or silenced, that was tried before it failed it will fail again. You can run but you cannot hide and the Neighbourhood partnership must be held to account. Pilton Sucks wants answers and we can’t be fooled by a slight of hand to much experience for that old chestnut.

Under Orders

Friends and readers.

We at Pilton Sucks enjoy a sporting wager and to that end we offer up the runners and riders for the Edinburgh North and Leith constituency as the holder of this seat, our good friend and regular sucks reader Malcolm Chisholm has all but announced he will be stand down come the next Scottish Parliamentary elections.

Malcolms imminent announcement will kick start a furious blood and guts race to grab the Nomination. At this point we have to say that our mate Malcolm is well thought of  and will in human terms be a hard act  to follow.

So let’s have a little fun and speculate who might be a candidate or emerge as the official candidate with a wafer thin majority to defend. One name comes out immediately and that of course is our old friend and regular sucks reader, Harvey Nics account holder and designer darling Lesley Prada Hinds. Now it’s commonly known within the comrades closeted world that there is no love lost between Malcolm and Prada, but there’s no stopping our Lesley and a mere detail like that will only make her more determined to bring a curtain down on all her other parliamentary losses and try and bag a potential winner. Pilton Sucks makes Lesley’s chances at 4-1

Next up we have Leith Councillor and another sucks reader Gordon Munro. Privately Gogsie is frustrated at being overlooked for the heady heights of Holyrood and is bound to be a runner in this race. Apart from some slimy activities gogsie must fancy his chances and we offer our mate at 7-2

Next up is our good friend Cammy cuddly Day. Cammy is the new Forth ward dog fouling Czar and what more do you need on your CV than that of dog shit supremo. Cammy is ambitious and that’s good but he will have to contend with Pradas wrath and that may be a nomination to far. Cammy is quietly building himself ground support and we have to say with his showing at the local elections he must be in with a shout. We offer our dog fouling Czar at 5-2 and early market favourite.

Of course there may be more comrades interested in this soon to be vacated seat and with that we add that our odds may fluctuate from time to time. We also add that ala Alex Ferguson Malcolm may have a say in who gets the nomination. There are a few hurdles left in this race yet.