Friends and readers.
A few of our readers have been asking about our prestigious prat of the year contest, so we can tell you that the voting was close and has gone to an independent adjudicator to determine the result.
All the votes have been counted and the spoilt votes and hard to decipher votes have been removed. The top five candidates were as follows and in no particular order.
Ellie flighty Bird.
Tommy Pinocchio Sheppherd.
Willie community socialist Black.
Scot the leak Arthur.
Cammy squint tie Day.
There were a few nominees who didn’t make the cut so commiserations to them. So these are the five who received the most votes and we can tell you it was close with the winner who will be announced tomorrow 26-12-17 winning by a very small margin.